GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic